Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Pants

I am desperately in need of pants. The ones I wore today fit great when I put them on, but as the day progressed, they began to look like I pooped my pants. Look...


And, no, I didn't pee my pants either. That's just good old fashioned Texas sweat. It's like an oven outside!

Perhaps I should just go pantless and make this my theme song...


I'm scouring the earth for affordable pants. All the pants I have right now are skin tight or falling off. I have looked at several Goodwills and they have crap in plus sizes. I think a trip to WalMart is in store.

And here's a funny story... Last week I wore an ankle length skirt that I bought in Germany 10 years ago. I don't know how it fit because I was a bit smaller when 10 years ago when I bought the skirt. I guess it's the elastic. Who knows? Anywho, I pulled the waistband out to see how much room there was in the skirt and I think the elastic really crapped out then.  My coworker and friend, Deb, helped me to rig the skirt to fit with binder clips. By the time I got back to my office the binder clips came undone. Then an ingenious idea came to me! I tucked the top of the skirt into the band of my bra and made it a knee-length skirt! Viola! And I wore it like that the rest of the day! I used my MacGyver-like skills for good instead of evil!

6 comments:

*Christie* said...

What size pants are you in need of right now? I may have some I could lend you til you go down another size :)

Carmen said...

yes what size are you in?

Kerri said...

Love the skirt story! ;-p

Jacque said...

I do that trick w/ my methias! I call them my "fanks" when I do it because they become my "full figured spanks!" By the way, your lookin' mighty fine from behind! Ass sweat and all! ILU!

Liz - Lizzle - Libby Lou said...

Haha! Great skirt story! Very cute and inventive!!!!

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